Welcome to our first post... We at Daneva love nothing more than a wee chat with our regular clients and in doing so have been told a number of stories over the years which have given us the giggly farts. We're not here to name and shame, but we 100% think it's about time we shared them with you lol.
So we're going to be updating our blog regularly with some of these hilarious stories (totally anonymously of course) as well as other bits and pieces from our travels and clients. Let us know your favourite in the comments below, and please feel free to share on Social media. _______________________________________
#001 - Name: Anonymous Working in a salon for years I soon learned that a wee chit-chat helped put the days in a lot faster. This one time it was just another busy Saturday, I had been on my feet (hairy toes) all day and was finishing up with one of my regulars when I asked her if she enjoyed having SETS (bearing in mind she comes in all the time for a shampoo and set). Well obviously the Salon is a very noisy place, with hair driers blowing, other clients and staff were chatting and everything was a bit too loud for this lady who was in her late 70s, because what she heard was not the word SETS.
What followed was A LOT of gory details about what her and her toy-boy liked to get up to and how he bought her a very graphic book which helped them learn new things. She then told me they were currently on a break at the minute because he (a man in his early 70s) done his back in doing something she called the "BUCK-A-ROO" apparently they made this up themselves after being inspired by the book.
Well its safe to say I went home that Saturday and drank a lot of vodka whilst crying in the shower, possibly from shock... or possibly from jealousy due to my own VERY SINGLE situation at the time. I've dropped the link below if you're interested.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sex-Seniors-Philip-Rutter/dp/1425923933
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